Drone Hunting Licenses are now available. These are signed by the author of the ordinance, Mr. Phillip Steel. They are printed on fine vellum and suitable for framing. The first one thousand will be hand-signed. These licenses are a "special issue", as they will be sold exclusively by Mr. Steel and Professional Drone Hunters, Inc. Get yours now. These are sure to become collector's items.
Sincerely, Phillip R. Steel (author and drone-killer)